Celts - Children of the Secret One
tell us your most embarrassing story
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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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qwq:

very busy with catching animals

qwq:

very busy with catching animals

bunnylikearabbit:

izzebeth:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

grrlyman:

Lion cub playing in leaves

DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME I AM A PUDDLE

omg. WTH. why are animals so fricken cute.

You will never be as happy as this cub. never

anna-loves-kristoff:

ahahhaha so perfect

ugh-stevecarlsburg:

do you ever start writing and just

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boxlunches:

not-a-comedian:

this aint duck season

I thought this was going to get weird but then it got weird AND funny

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.

i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes

"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"

And then it falls in.